Oh, isn't it fantastic, that I have such a HUNKY husband who begs for sex relentlessly, especially when I least feel like it. One of the latest researches states that women with small kids are often lacking sexual desire. Who could have guessed, indeed! If there is a greedy miniature person requesting for instant gratification suckling one tit and twisting the other for 6 years total, the nipples somehow seem to loose their appetite.

BTW isn't it glorious, that I have such a BRIALLIANT husband who actually was able to change his mind. I am allowed to shave my head after all. There is still a most frightening threat hanging though. He might start growing his beard again. It's not the beard but constant picking that drives you mad. And there are no hands free accessories or other remedies for that.

In this merry land of suicides and self-indulgent serial killers I regard it as a nice publicity stunt to look like a potential transsexual lesbian couple with three minors. Which might come handy for an artist. Getting old and growing gray hair in alternating parts and quantities on your body is fun -no matter what they say, eh!

PS. He is extremely hardworking, unlike me. He is also better looking. Sean Connorry would be jealous of those hairy and muscular legs.