Oh, isn't it fantastic, that I have such a HUNKY husband who begs for sex relentlessly, especially when I least feel like it. One of the latest researches states that women with small kids are often lacking sexual desire. Who could have guessed, indeed! If there is a greedy miniature person requesting for instant gratification suckling one tit and twisting the other for 6 years total, the nipples somehow seem to loose their appetite.

BTW isn't it glorious, that I have such a BRIALLIANT husband who actually was able to change his mind. I am allowed to shave my head after all. There is still a most frightening threat hanging though. He might start growing his beard again. It's not the beard but constant picking that drives you mad. And there are no hands free accessories or other remedies for that.

In this merry land of suicides and self-indulgent serial killers I regard it as a nice publicity stunt to look like a potential transsexual lesbian couple with three minors. Which might come handy for an artist. Getting old and growing gray hair in alternating parts and quantities on your body is fun -no matter what they say, eh!

PS. He is extremely hardworking, unlike me. He is also better looking. Sean Connorry would be jealous of those hairy and muscular legs.

Serial killer in Sacred Suburbia

Besides Art Andy and Merja have successfully created pink meaty babies to this world in recent years.

In private sector Merja is trying to establish a career as a serial killer, but not had the courage to come out of the cupboard yet. Is she going to find her true self, or is she going to drown into the wine glass?

"I did practise my art yesterday though, by killing an insect as a mere excercise. Viciously snatching a bee into a splash of yellow gue and broken wings. My children were respectively horrified about the act and wondered of the true nature of something not being alive any more. Such an exciting moment that was with naked feelings of horror and joy with our honeybunnies fresh from the bath and circus school!"

Back at last....?

Welcome to Meat n 2 veg - Meetfactory's (aka Merja and Andy) return to the online world. We've been trying to "find time" to relaunch our website meetfactory.com for about 5 years now....but 3 kids later, well it just doesn't happen (yet at least). So you'll find us here for the time being.

As we currently have an exhibition of our work (video installations, robots, inflatables) at the Wäinö Aaltonen Museum in Turku, Finland, I'll be posting some photos from that later, as well as other stuff that we're up to.